Stop glancing in my direction and start
Managing diversity, your trade mission is
A thing of the past
My excitement for a full life is ignored, forgotten
Easily
I cannot celebrate this skin
I nip across the road in pyjamas
It is three in the afternoon
I don't know what people think
Then i do
It's time to broaden a land unsurpassed
To expand those that accompany filth
Then and only then, can they join me on picnics
I have the accessories for such
Your name, it follows on with or
Deprived of grace, watch this space
Postcodes can be a drawback
Letting go is my only Salvation, as is
Submitting a question at the VIP
Table, i take branding opportunities
Whenever i can
So damn unreliable, people
Of the modern era, a couple of gins and
You are a firebrand, i will not be
Pushed around by idiots'
Strength...this is the message from the
Editor, elegant in clothing from Morecambe
Bay and blowing
His own trumpet, he has a soulmate and
The accomplished record is all but mine
My ambition is to be a most
Sought-after after-dinner speaker
Champion, just champion