This trainee development malarkey, you know you can
Be too proud of where you come from
Naughty boy, wears his jeans halfway down his
Buttocks and a politically incorrect bandana and says
Sayonara not to his job but
To his bandana, gets a different one instead
I am invited to a conference, building his Kingdom.
As if i'll attend this, i've more chance of
Being run over by a bus
The hurt is risin', risin' again
The tugging on the intricate detail is a new one
It is very passionate also, but not worth
The knives that twist from the inside and
Probably always will
Loudmouth returns, chews on the bit
A tee-shirt with crew printed on the back
Holds status for some people, personally i
Prefer trainee barista
You are/i am up against it
With these argumentative little sods
I am looking further than i need to, trying too
Damn hard
Still, still, still
Looking for magic from newish
Positions, these can be found on a
Cluttered floor and between two
Adjacent vinyl sofas normally
But the real magic belongs to the
Past he says, an attempt to retrieve this
Is made via ping-pong and killers
The modern stuff is harder to find
It's best to stick to the harmonium of
My memory